Tuesday, October 27, 2015

News in Brief: Report: Of Course That Guy On College’s Alumni Committee Now http://tinyurl.com/omemqbz

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<p>PHILADELPHIAâ€"Noting his
particular temperament and his ubiquitous presence
in virtually all aspects of student leadership,
members of the University of Pennsylvania’s
class of 2015 said Tuesday that of course that guy
is on the alumni committee now. “Sounds about
right,” said Dan Tramell, 22, adding that if any
of his roughly 2,500 classmates was going to
volunteer for the position, it would naturally be
that guy, who not only was student government
president but also led the senior class gift
campaign. “I mean, who else?” At press time,
sources confirmed thatâ€"surprise, surpriseâ€"the
guy had also submitted his recent job promotion to
the alumni magazine’s “Announcements”
section.</p><p><br></p>


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