Monday, November 30, 2015

News in Brief: Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic

<p>AMARILLO, TXâ€"Expressing
frustration with the lack of convenient locations
in his area, deranged gunman and anti-abortion
fanatic Jared Broussard reported Monday that he
could not believe how far he would have to drive
to find the nearest Planned Parenthood clinic.
“You have to be kidding me; I figured I’d need
to go 10, maybe 15 miles, tops, but the closest
one is almost 250 miles away,” said a visibly
exasperated Broussard, adding that he would have
to scrap his plans for the entire day and leave
right now if he wanted to reach the health care
provider before it closed this evening. “God,
the nearest one isn’t even in this state. It’s
actually faster for me to drive across the border
to Santa Fe, and even then it’s still a
four-hour trip. That barely leaves me enough time
to buy ammo.” Broussard added that, given

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