Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Man To Continue Slowly Drifting Into Middle Of Restaurant Until Host Redirects Him http://tinyurl.com/hgc35sm

<p>SCITUATE, RIâ€"Finding no one
waiting to greet him upon entering the restaurant
Monday afternoon, local man Adam Peretti
reportedly planned to continue slowly drifting
toward the middle of Sidney’s Bistro until a
host redirected him to a seat. “Someone’s
going to see me eventually and point me in the
right direction,” the 31-year-old reportedly
thought to himself as he took several tentative
steps into the dining area, scanning his
surroundings for an employee who might come to his
aid before shuffling several feet farther toward
the center of the establishment. “If I spend
enough time just wandering between the booths with
a puzzled look on my face, someone’s bound to
come over to me, right? Man, I really hope
somebody notices me soonâ€"I’ve already passed
two tables.” Sources confirmed that Peretti
reached the exact midpoint of the restaurant
moments later, at which point, having ...</p>


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