Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Incognito Mode https://xkcd.com/1817/

<img
src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incognito_mode.png"
title="They're really the worst tech support team.
And their solutions are always the same.
&quot;This OS X update broke something.&quot;
&quot;LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY MORPHING
APPLES!&quot;" alt="They're really the worst tech
support team. And their solutions are always the
same. &quot;This OS X update broke
something.&quot; &quot;LET'S INFILTRATE APPLE BY
MORPHING APPLES!&quot;" />

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How Twitter's New Filters Can Keep Out the Trolls and Rotten Eggs

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/><p>So you want to learn a second language to hep
advance your career, but you have no idea which
one would benefit you the most. If you were to ask
an economist, this is probably what they’d tell
you.<br></p><p><a
href="http://lifehacker.com/the-most-useful-language-for-english-speakers-to-learn-1793742182">Read
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Monday, March 27, 2017

Mispronunciation https://xkcd.com/1816/

<img
src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mispronunciation.png"
title="I pronounce epitome &quot;EPPY-tome&quot;,
but EpiPen &quot;uh-PIE-pen&quot;." alt="I
pronounce epitome &quot;EPPY-tome&quot;, but
EpiPen &quot;uh-PIE-pen&quot;." />

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Saturday, March 25, 2017

Investigate with us. #GAGetsPersonal #GhostAdventures Tonight 9|8c.pic.twitter.com/O6nh06mtMM

A group called the Awesome Foundation of
Antigonish distributed a total of $1,000 in dozens
of envelopes around the town on Saturday, hoping
to spread kindness and paying it forward.

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Running Your First Marathon, Avoiding Nuclear Fallout, and Rice Gone Bad in This Week’s Highlights http://tinyurl.com/ks7bau5

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/><p>This week we looked at what the US Senate’s
vote against internet privacy actually means,
learned about the little-known perils of stale
rice, prepared for the worst case scenario of
actual nuclear war, and more. On the plus side,
there’s new Netflix movies. Everything is
fine!</p><p><a
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“…A man whose bizarre journey began after his death.” -@Zak_Bagans

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There were plenty of smiles from students and
teachers at Brookland Elementary School in Sydney
on Friday as the school opened for the first time
since the Thanksgiving Day flood.

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Investigate with us. #GAGetsPersonal #GhostAdventures Tonight 9|8c.pic.twitter.com/O6nh06mtMM

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Thursday, March 23, 2017

‘Yes, But How Did He Die?’ Ghoulish American Public Asks Of Recent Celebrity Death While Rubbing Delicate, Bony Hands Together And Smiling Thinly http://tinyurl.com/klybvj8

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src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5659/4/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>WASHINGTONâ€"A glint of
curiosity in their otherwise lifeless eyes, the
American public ghoulishly asked Thursday upon
hearing of a recent celebrity death, “Yes, but
how did he die?” as they rubbed their bony hands
together and thinly smiled. “Was it an
overdose?” said Mark Gansby of Chelmsford, MA,
one of the hundreds of millions of Americans who
licked their cracked, desiccated lips and wanted
to know if he died peacefully or suffered first.
“Was there blood? Did he die alone in a hotel
room or something?” At press time, the nation
had learned the celebrity had taken his own life
and, saliva beading on the corners of their
mouths, leaned in to ask if he shot himself. </p>


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‘Capital One Is A Terrible Bank,’ Says Charles Barkley In New Capital One Commercial http://tinyurl.com/mug7mrj

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src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5659/2/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>ATLANTAâ€"Addressing the camera
while seated on a couch between Samuel L. Jackson
and Spike Lee, NBA legend and basketball analyst
Charles Barkley declared that “Capital One is a
terrible bank” in a new Capital One commercial
that aired Thursday. “Capital One is a horrible
company that screws over all of their customers,
and nobody should use them,” said Barkley while
eating a bowl of chips in front of a television
broadcasting a basketball game, adding that he
could probably think of at least ten banks viewers
would be better off patronizing, even if they have
poor credit. “They don’t listen to any
complaints, they charge huge fees, and the
financial advice you get from their experts is
awful. They just want your money and don’t care
about you at all. I fucking hate Capital One.”
Barkley reportedly then turned to Lee and Jackson
and informed them that ...</p>


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‘Yes, But How Did He Die?’ Ghoulish American Public Asks Of Recent Celebrity Death While Rubbing Delicate, Bony Hands Together And Smiling Thinly http://tinyurl.com/klybvj8

<img
src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5659/4/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>WASHINGTONâ€"A glint of
curiosity in their otherwise lifeless eyes, the
American public ghoulishly asked Thursday upon
hearing of a recent celebrity death, “Yes, but
how did he die?” as they rubbed their bony hands
together and thinly smiled. “Was it an
overdose?” said Mark Gansby of Chelmsford, MA,
one of the hundreds of millions of Americans who
licked their cracked, desiccated lips and wanted
to know if he died peacefully or suffered first.
“Was there blood? Did he die alone in a hotel
room or something?” At press time, the nation
had learned the celebrity had taken his own life
and, saliva beading on the corners of their
mouths, leaned in to ask if he shot himself. </p>


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All will be revealed. #GAGetsPersonal #GhostAdventures Sat 9|8c.pic.twitter.com/ttHvq0QUfW

Nova Scotia's finance minister says the measures
contained in the federal budget are in line with
the priorities in his province.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

All will be revealed. #GAGetsPersonal #GhostAdventures Sat 9|8c.pic.twitter.com/ttHvq0QUfW

<img
src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--quMUYBb_--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/xc63waju9l0zrixofh2n.jpg"
/><p>Five water-resistant speakers made the cut
after the nomination round of <a
href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/whats-your-favorite-water-resistant-bluetooth-speaker-1793486435"
rel="nofollow">this week’s Co-Op</a>, but which
one will make the biggest splash? Check out the
finalists below, and vote for your favorite at the
bottom of the post.<br></p><p><a
href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/these-are-the-five-best-water-resistant-bluetooth-speak-1793530464">Read
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Color Pattern https://xkcd.com/1814/

<img
src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/color_pattern.png"
title="♫ When the spacing is tight / And the
difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫"
alt="♫ When the spacing is tight / And the
difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫" />

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“It is said her spirit still roams these hallways looking for her parents.” -@Zak_Bagans #GAGetsPersonal #GhostAdventures Sat 9|8c.pic.twitter.com/uY7Mxh0Brh

Halifax’s largest cab company is doing its part
to improve passenger safety following the
high-profile acquittal of a taxi driver on
sex-related charges.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull http://tinyurl.com/l69crlf

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src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5656/0/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Rushing toward the
president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into
his temple, several White House aides managed to
wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday
while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening
device from his skull. “Obama implanted a
microphone inside my head to record everything I
say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before
three White House staffers pinned him to the floor
and pried apart his fingers to seize the power
tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear
everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my
thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I
can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time,
staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself
in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open
with a razor blade in an attempt to find the
tracking chip he said <i>The New York Times</i>
had ...</p>


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Monday, March 20, 2017

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull http://tinyurl.com/l69crlf

<img
src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5656/0/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Rushing toward the
president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into
his temple, several White House aides managed to
wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday
while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening
device from his skull. “Obama implanted a
microphone inside my head to record everything I
say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before
three White House staffers pinned him to the floor
and pried apart his fingers to seize the power
tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear
everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my
thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I
can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time,
staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself
in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open
with a razor blade in an attempt to find the
tracking chip he said <i>The New York Times</i>
had ...</p>


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Friday, March 17, 2017

Good luck to all the students who will be @nasismiddle tomorrow for STEAM Expo 2017 http://bit.ly/ASDWSTEAM  @DavidMcTimoney @ASDWLimelight

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/><p>Your <a
href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/these-are-your-two-favorite-hoodies-1793301130#_ga=1.50567659.319711706.1471388436"
rel="nofollow">two favorite hoodies</a> share an
$89 price tag, and look basically identical, so it
shouldn’t be a surprise that this was our
closest vote in history. It was back and forth
until the very end, but <a
href="https://huckberry.com/store/shop/flint-and-tinder-10-year-hoodie"
target="_blank" rel="noopener">Flint &amp;
Tinder’s 10-Year Hoodie</a> edged out the <a
href="http://www.american-giant.com/classic-full-zip/M1-1A-1.html?dwvar_M1-1A-1_color=port-heather&amp;cgid=mens-sweatshirts#start=1"
target="_blank" rel="noopener">American Giant
Classic Full Zip</a> by a mere four
votes.</p><p><a
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Onboarding https://xkcd.com/1812/

<img
src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/onboarding.png"
title="'So we just have a steady flow of metal
piling up in our server room? Isn't that a
problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our
next bismuth meeting.'" alt="'So we just have a
steady flow of metal piling up in our server room?
Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring
that up at our next bismuth meeting.'" />

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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Onboarding https://xkcd.com/1812/

<img
src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/onboarding.png"
title="'So we just have a steady flow of metal
piling up in our server room? Isn't that a
problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our
next bismuth meeting.'" alt="'So we just have a
steady flow of metal piling up in our server room?
Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring
that up at our next bismuth meeting.'" />

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Federal Judge Pencils Blocking Trump’s Unconstitutional Executive Orders Into Monthly Schedule http://tinyurl.com/h6hdeue

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src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5650/7/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>SEATTLEâ€"In an effort to
ensure he would have enough time on his busy
calendar to make future rulings, U.S. district
judge James Robart penciled blocking President
Trump’s unconstitutional executive orders into
his monthly schedule, sources confirmed Thursday.
“I honestly don’t have a choice but to set
aside a few days every month for reviewing and
striking down whatever unconstitutional executive
order President Trump has most recently issued,”
said Robart, adding that having his carefully
planned agenda repeatedly interrupted by
responding to new illegitimate directives from the
president would cause him to fall behind on his
other work. “Analyzing an executive action,
researching how it violates the Constitution and
other established legal precedents, and issuing a
ruling that stops the order from going into effect
takes up a lot of time, so I’m making the
process easier on myself. After all, I might be
doing this ...</p>


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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

‘Matrix’ Reboot In The Works http://tinyurl.com/jhw98n3

<img
src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5650/1/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>Warner Brothers is reportedly
in talks to reboot the 1999 hit The Matrix. What
do <i>you</i> think?</p>


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Newly Discovered Journal Entries Reveal Sacagawea’s Repeated Attempts To Ditch Lewis And Clark http://tinyurl.com/hthb8tx

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src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5648/8/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>EUGENE, ORâ€"Historians at the
University of Oregon announced Wednesday that a
recently discovered journal appearing to have
belonged to Shoshone guide Sacagawea details
dozens of times in which the Native American woman
tried to ditch Meriwether Lewis and William Clark
on their 1804 cross-country expedition to the
western part of the United States. “I hid behind
some rocks at the headwaters of the Columbia
River, but they found me againâ€"I quickly made up
something about a special kind of fish I was
kneeling to get a better look at,” the journal
read in part, one of many moments in which an
exasperated Sacagawea, claiming she “did not
have the time to drag a couple of palefaces
through the wilderness,” attempted to leave her
incompetent companions behind. “When we get to
the plains, I’ll dump them with the Pawnee.
These two are probably going to die pretty soon
...</p>


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March 15 , 2017 - ASD-WEST - ALL SCHOOL , ZONES 1 THRU 9 ARE CLOSED TODAY DUE TO POOR ROAD CONDITIONS.

<img
src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5648/7/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>MINNEAPOLISâ€"Explaining how
the company remains innovative in a fast-paced
industry, executives from DigiVista Media told
reporters Wednesday that the marketing firm
consistently positions itself on the leading edge
of what its competitors have been doing for the
past few years.</p><p>“The landscape is always
changing, so we’re continually embracing
revolutionary ideas that our rivals succeeded with
in the past,” said DigiVista senior marketing
manager Aaron Reynolds, who credited this approach
with keeping the groundbreaking company at the
forefront of where the field was five or six years
ago. “In this business, you have to constantly
push the boundaries in terms of adopting
strategies from other people that are by now
well-established industry
practice.”</p><p>“You just can’t wait for
inspiration to come to you,” he continued.
“You’ve got to see it come to somebody else
first and then pounce on it once it’s been
thoroughly proven ...</p>


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Newly Discovered Journal Entries Reveal Sacagawea’s Repeated Attempts To Ditch Lewis And Clark http://tinyurl.com/hthb8tx

<img
src="http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5648/8/16x9/565.jpg"
/>
<p>EUGENE, ORâ€"Historians at the
University of Oregon announced Wednesday that a
recently discovered journal appearing to have
belonged to Shoshone guide Sacagawea details
dozens of times in which the Native American woman
tried to ditch Meriwether Lewis and William Clark
on their 1804 cross-country expedition to the
western part of the United States. “I hid behind
some rocks at the headwaters of the Columbia
River, but they found me againâ€"I quickly made up
something about a special kind of fish I was
kneeling to get a better look at,” the journal
read in part, one of many moments in which an
exasperated Sacagawea, claiming she “did not
have the time to drag a couple of palefaces
through the wilderness,” attempted to leave her
incompetent companions behind. “When we get to
the plains, I’ll dump them with the Pawnee.
These two are probably going to die pretty soon
...</p>


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Monday, March 13, 2017

March 13, 2017 - Bus #110 serving the Hartland area is running 1hr late this morning

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src="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--exwCkqZq--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/lt6cm1melaunt1x0peg2.jpg"
/><p>Much of the northern east coast is <a
href="https://weather.com/storms/winter/news/winter-storm-stella-new-york-impacts"
target="_blank" rel="noopener">being hit by storm
Stella this week</a>, which means delayed or
cancelled flights to and from major airports like
JFK, LaGuardia, Newark, and Logan. Here’s what
your airline may be doing to make up for the
travel hassle.<br></p><p><a
href="http://lifehacker.com/if-winter-storm-stella-screwed-with-your-travel-plans-1793231089">Read
more...</a></p><img
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Parents’ Most Common Expenditures http://tinyurl.com/jrkel46

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New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant announces engagement on Twitter

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<p>LOVELAND, COâ€"In an assignment
meant to simulate the responsibilities of
parenthood, pairs of juniors at Larimer County
High School were each given an egg Monday and
instructed to post nonstop photos of it to social
media, sources reported. “For one week, students
will be asked to deluge their various accounts
with as many egg photos as possible, incorporating
both candid and staged shots as well as
emoji-filled captions about how happy the egg
makes them,” said health teacher Beth Riddle,
adding that top grades would be awarded to pairs
who posted at least once per hour and made ample
use of hashtags like #ParentLife and
#NumberOneEggDad. “The goal is to instill in
these kids the idea that being a parent is no walk
in the parkâ€"you can’t just take one picture
and repost it to different accounts. I expect to
see the egg in a variety of ...</p>


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March 13/17 Anglophone west bus #244 serving the McLeod Hill area is running 1 hour late this morning.

Newfoundland Power is continuing work to restore
electricity to areas of the province ravaged by a
massive weekend windstorm. Utility spokeswoman
Michele Coughlan said 5,000 customers were still
without power early Monday -- a figure down from
the 70,000 that were affected at the height of the
storm on Saturday.

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Friday, March 10, 2017

Uhm, err... Scotty, 7 to beam up https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=new+bbc+intro+pictures&client=safari&hl=en-gb&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwizj7v2wczSAhWCBsAKHcM7A5kQ_AUIBygB&biw=414&bih=628#hl=en-gb&tbm=isch&q=new+bbc+idents&*&imgrc=zF9oFTLzy61cFM …:

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/><p>The concept of <a
href="http://thepaleodiet.com/" target="_blank"
rel="noopener">The Paleo Diet</a>, in its simplest
form, is “don’t eat anything a caveman
couldn’t eat”â€"as if they possessed some
long-forgotten nutritional knowledge of what’s
good to eat and what’s not. But a new study
suggests that paleolithic people ate just about
anything. If they had gotten the chance to
dive-bomb…</p><p><a
href="http://lifehacker.com/your-paleo-diet-isnt-actually-paleo-1793174611">Read
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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Today on #IWD2017 we celebrate the social, economic, cultural and political achievements of women @DavidMcTimoneypic.twitter.com/ORhBDAcN4X

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Today on #IWD2017 we celebrate the social, economic, cultural and political achievements of women @DavidMcTimoneypic.twitter.com/ORhBDAcN4X

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/><p>The PS4&#39;s new firmware update drops
tomorrow, which means everyone will <a
href="http://gear.lifehacker.com/the-best-external-drives-for-your-ps4-1792491232"
target="_blank" rel="noopener"><em>finally </em>be
able to start storing their games on external hard
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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Obamacare Vs. The GOP’s New Health Plan http://tinyurl.com/zzjhltl

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Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting http://tinyurl.com/h3vaaau

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<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Noting that the
White House chief strategist’s skin stretched
and bulged as the animal scurried about, sources
confirmed Tuesday that a rodent was clearly making
its way through Steve Bannon’s body during a
national security meeting. “You could see the
outline of a rat or maybe a very large mouse
scampering inside Mr. Bannon for the entire
90-minute strategy session,” said Deputy
National Security Advisor K.T. McFarland, adding
that at one point the rodent-shaped lump paused
and turned in circles several times before darting
down the former Breitbart editor’s neck. “I
tried not to stare, but the thing kept peeking its
head out of Steve’s nostrils. I just had to look
away when its tail popped out of his left tear
duct.” At press time, White House sources
confirmed that a faint squeaking noise could be
heard every time Bannon opened his mouth to
...</p>


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Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting http://tinyurl.com/h3vaaau

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<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Noting that the
White House chief strategist’s skin stretched
and bulged as the animal scurried about, sources
confirmed Tuesday that a rodent was clearly making
its way through Steve Bannon’s body during a
national security meeting. “You could see the
outline of a rat or maybe a very large mouse
scampering inside Mr. Bannon for the entire
90-minute strategy session,” said Deputy
National Security Advisor K.T. McFarland, adding
that at one point the rodent-shaped lump paused
and turned in circles several times before darting
down the former Breitbart editor’s neck. “I
tried not to stare, but the thing kept peeking its
head out of Steve’s nostrils. I just had to look
away when its tail popped out of his left tear
duct.” At press time, White House sources
confirmed that a faint squeaking noise could be
heard every time Bannon opened his mouth to
...</p>


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Monday, March 6, 2017

Listening https://xkcd.com/1807/

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src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/listening.png"
title="Sure, you could just ask, but this also
takes care of the host gift thing." alt="Sure, you
could just ask, but this also takes care of the
host gift thing." />

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The Common Foods Dogs Can and Can’t Eat http://tinyurl.com/hkd62ab

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/><p>Most dogs will happily chow down on human
food, whether you give them a treat or they
sneakily steal something off the counter. But some
foods can be bad or even dangerous for your
dog’s health. Here are common foods they can eat
and <a
href="https://www.google.com/amp/vitals.lifehacker.com/the-foods-that-are-most-dangerous-to-dogs-and-why-1782885247/amp"
target="_blank" rel="noopener">ones you should be
cautious letting about</a> your dog
ingest.</p><p><a
href="http://lifehacker.com/the-common-foods-dogs-can-and-can-t-eat-1792970037">Read
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Friday, March 3, 2017

REMINDER - No school next week. March Break from March 6-10. Classes resume March 13. @DavidMcTimoney

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/><p>This week we learned how to overhaul all our
finances in a single day, streamlined our reading
habits to read more books, ruminated on the merits
of sweatpants, and more. Here’s a look
back.</p><p><a
href="http://lifehacker.com/this-weeks-most-popular-posts-february-24th-to-march-3-1792909112">Read
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March 2, 2017 - Bus #51 serving the Florenceville area is running an half hour late this morning.

There is growing anger over the acquittal of a
Halifax taxi driver charged with sexually
assaulting a young woman in his cab, with some
demanding the judge behind the decision be removed
from the bench.

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Borrow Your Laptop https://xkcd.com/1806/

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src="https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/borrow_your_laptop.png"
title="If used with software that could keep up, a
scroll wheel mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and
'redo' events could be kind of cool." alt="If used
with software that could keep up, a scroll wheel
mapped to send a stream of 'undo' and 'redo'
events could be kind of cool." />

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Thursday, March 2, 2017

First public meeting for the Kingsclear Consolidated School sustainability study is tonight, 6:30 at the school http://bit.ly/2lws64z 

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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

March 1, 2017 - Bus #36 serving the Bath area is running 45 mins late this morning

Police in Saint John are investigating two
suspicious deaths at a hotel in the east end of
the city.

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EARLY DISMISSAL: Florenceville Elementary School is closing early today due to a power outage. Buses will depart at 10:15 AM

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EARLY DISMISSAL: Florenceville Elementary School is closing early today due to a power outage. Buses will depart at 10:15 AM

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/><p> You know it’s important to get your money
under control if you ever want to get out of debt,
go on awesome vacations, or retire someday. The
problem is, a lot of people don’t know where to
start or feel like they don’t have time. If you
have just a day, we have you covered.</p><p><a
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Acoustic-Guitar-Wielding Trump Tells Congress ‘This Here’s The Story Of America’ http://tinyurl.com/hd8dmb3

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<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Pulling around the
acoustic guitar slung over his back and slowly
strumming a D chord that rang throughout the House
Chamber, President Donald Trump performed his
self-written song “The Story Of America”
Tuesday night before a joint session of Congress.
“Well, our tale begins way back in 1775 in the
American colonies, when a group of men took on a
tyrannical king who had forced them to live on
their knees,” said Trump, who sat atop the
rostrum while playing the four-minute-long
fingerpicked song that told of Washington crossing
the Delaware River and how the patriot Nathan Hale
“swung from a tree in the name of liberty.”
“So each time you gaze upon the beautiful red,
white, and blue, remember the brave men who risked
their heads to secure freedom for me and you. Now,
everybody clap along!” After concluding the song
and pausing to retune the strings of ...</p>


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