Monday, March 20, 2017

Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull

<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Rushing toward the
president as he pressed the eight-inch bit into
his temple, several White House aides managed to
wrestle a drill from Donald Trump’s hand Monday
while he attempted to remove Obama’s listening
device from his skull. “Obama implanted a
microphone inside my head to record everything I
say!” Trump reportedly shouted shortly before
three White House staffers pinned him to the floor
and pried apart his fingers to seize the power
tool. “You don’t understand, he can hear
everything we’re saying! Obama can even hear my
thoughts! I have to get it out! I can feel it! I
can feel it! I can feel it!” At press time,
staffers were panicking after Trump locked himself
in the bathroom and began cutting his stomach open
with a razor blade in an attempt to find the
tracking chip he said <i>The New York Times</i>
had ...</p>

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