Wednesday, June 21, 2017

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<p>WASHINGTONâ€"Staring in horror
at the profane legislative ritual taking place
around him, a robed Sen. Mark Warner (D-VA)
reportedly infiltrated congressional
Republicans’ secret, torchlit American Health
Care Act ceremony deep in the woods behind the
U.S. Capitol late Tuesday night. “I heard this
eerie chanting as I left my office, and when I
followed the sound I saw a line of GOP senators in
long, flowing vestments being led into the forest
by Mitch McConnell,” said Warner, explaining
that he quickly donned an extra robe he found
behind a tree and then quietly fell in formation
at the rear of the column of conservative
lawmakers in hopes of catching a glimpse of their
mysterious health policy deliberations.
“Eventually we reached a clearing where the
senators started dancing around a bonfire while
repeating in unison the list of all preexisting
conditions that would no longer be covered under
the ...</p>


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