Monday, June 12, 2017

Man In Kitchen Can’t Remember What He Got Married, Bought House, Had 3 Kids, And Came In Here For http://tinyurl.com/ydffxb8y

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<p>PENSACOLA, FLâ€"Taking a moment
to focus and get his bearings, local man Pete
Harrington reportedly stood in the middle of his
kitchen Monday trying to remember what he got
married, bought a house, had three kids, and went
in there for. “Hold on, there has to be a reason
I proposed to Michelle, spent $500,000 on a home,
started a family, and opened the pantry,”
Harrington reportedly said to himself, struggling
to recall what he was thinking 10 years, eight
years, seven years, and two minutes ago. “Okay,
I gave up my life as a bachelor, found a stable
9-to-5 job, put down roots in the suburbs, and
walked in here, but I just can’t put my finger
on whyâ€"oh well, I’m sure it’ll come to me
eventually.” At press time, Harrington was
carefully retracing his steps back to New Year’s
Eve 2001.</p>


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