Friday, June 23, 2017

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<p>MINNEAPOLISâ€"Citing the poor
quality of both the design and craftsmanship,
members of the Hunter family told reporters Friday
that the home’s versatile game table could be
easily converted to play small, shitty versions of
pool, air hockey, and foosball. “Right now
it’s a tiny, cramped foosball table, but if you
want to play air hockey on a chintzy rink that
doesn’t blow any air at all, then all you have
to do is just flip it right over,” said Jeffrey
Hunter, 14, noting that the miserable excuse for
an air hockey table came equipped with two
strikers too small to grip properly and a single
puck the size of a casino chip. “It’s got a
cheap pool table component that comes with 18-inch
billiard cues and shitty miniature balls that are
impossible to hit accurately, so you can also play
a game that barely resembles ...</p>


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